Total Medals Earned: 974 (From 192 different games.) Total Medal Score: 12,540 Points
Medals Earned: 12/21 (75/380 points)
The sound of silence...
It's just too hard to resist...
Let's take this outside!
Only losers give up and go home alone.
Love hurts.
Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.
Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!
Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!
Put em up.
Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.
Drink til you drop.
They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!
Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!
Chicks before dicks.
Can anyone say... Date rape?
Proven to double your chances!
Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!
Treat her like a lady.
...a hell of a good time!
There's clearly no one that you can't please!
You are officially the master of scoring!
Medals Earned: 1/25 (5/500 points)
ice age scenario
Survive 14 days in a row.
Survive 3 months total
alien scenario
anarchy scenario
planet of the apes scenario
demon scenario
dragon scenario
goat scenario
nazi zombie scenario
nuclear war
magical island master
virus scenario
religion scenario
robot scenario
Zombie Scenario
Survive 1 year total
Survive 28 days in a row.
Survive 3 years total
Survive 50 days in a row.
Survive 100 days in a row.
Get 100,000 points.
Survive 5 years total
Survive 10 years total
Survive 150 days in a row.
Medals Earned: 3/3 (15/15 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/10 (10/130 points)
Get a negative number of rings
Go the minimum speed
Go full speed
Get negative 20 rings
Kill five bees
Kill two enemies without touching the ground
Get 100 rings in a row without missing any
Medals Earned: 19/22 (260/280 points)
Collect 50 rangs as Knackles. (unlocks ???)
Collect 7 chaos emmastones as Shadoo. (unlocks ???)
Destroy a rang.
Collect 7 chaos emmastones as Sonac. (unlocks ???)
Go quickly
Play as Picture of Shaq
Negative 20 rangs? Are you trying?
Defeat Mr. Eggs in hand to hand combat
You went too quickly
Get a negative number of rangs you loser
Go as unquickly as possible
Kill 2 enemies without touching the ground, as a non-flying character
Destroy 15 enemies with missiles. (unlocks Shadoo)
Kill 5 bees you racist
Collect 30 chaos emmastones as any character.
Gather 100 rangs in a row without missing any
Kill 3 enemies without touching the ground, as a non-flying character
Play as every character except ???
Play as any character for 5 minutes. (unlocks ???)
Go as quickly as hodgemanly possible.
Negative 50 rangs. Are you okay
Negative 100 rangs like how bad can you even be at a thing
Medals Earned: 1/24 (5/245 points)
Judge 1 soul
judge 20 souls
First lightning judgement
5th combo
Combo x 4
Put both transporters in lightning mode
Judge 30 souls with lightning power
Answer 5 phone calls
5 correct answers for mails
Kill 60 red souls
Kill 1st evil soul
Judge 100 souls
Judge 100 souls with lightning power
10 correct answer for mails
Combo x 8
Catch 10 fugitive souls
Combo x 12
Medals Earned: 4/14 (20/290 points)
Cut Off a Conversation
A Nice Center Smash
Five Love Taps
Far Right Smoosh
Ten Crush-Hugs
You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!
Far Left Hit
Fifteen Gory Love Lunges
20 Hits in Survival
Perfect Score in Story Mode
21 Spikey Embraces
30 Hits in Survival
40 Hits in Survival
50 Hits in Survival
Medals Earned: 5/11 (165/435 points)
I TOLD you dog!
Lose 6 points
Win the aggressive way
Win the epic way
Win the undetected way
I did it on purpose...
6d 69 73 73 69 6e 67 6e 6f 0d 0a
Fail 55 times
Watch all 40 unique fails
You know you want this medal
Medals Earned: 5/18 (30/480 points)
Discover the Nerd
Win the first level
Check out Alice's page
Check out MonoFlauta's page
Discover the Janitor
Complete level 10
Discover the Teacher
Discover the Bully
Complete all the levels with perfect score
Escape from School
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/220 points)
Kill the first enemy.
Explode the big mean door.
Destroy all the bunnies.
Complete the game.
Die over 100 times.
Defeat Slash in Guitar Hero.
Finish the game without dying more than 20 times.