Total Medals Earned: 974 (From 192 different games.) Total Medal Score: 12,540 Points
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/30 points)
Fall through the clouds.
Unlock the gate.
The end is upon you.
Destroy all the bugs.
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/90 points)
You hit 15 keys without missing.
You hit 15 keys quickly.
You hit 10 keys accurately and swiftly.
You stole over $9000.
Medals Earned: 4/4 (40/40 points)
Activated Wade mode
Ban him at 500 + MPH
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/5 (100/125 points)
Get Sniped By A Camper
Lose The Gulag
Win The Gulag
Eliminate An Enemy Team
You Freaking Idiot
Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/160 points)
kill the first boss
find and kill a miniboss
buy somethign in the shop
Kill the second boss
find it
Medals Earned: 1/13 (10/435 points)
you talked to bb10
you tried to start a race riot
you tried to get AIDS
you drowned in your own urine
you touched bear poo a bunch of times
you were deported
you defeated the bear
you crossed the border
you crossed the border with a sombrero
you found olskoo
aye caramba amigo
you became president of the united states while wearing a sombrero
you became president of the united states
Medals Earned: 7/12 (65/300 points)
Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
That's not even a real sword.
Go back to your cave.
Farukon Paaansh.
Wololo.
Ma gun's bigger.
Systems failure imminent.
Go back to kitchen.
Master the guitar.
Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Save the universe from evil.
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/90 points)
Beat LVL 1
Beat Levels 1-3
Make Citty Poop
Kill Saza's minion
Beat the game!
Medals Earned: 2/5 (10/90 points)
Beat Mission 1
Get a Game Over
Beat Mission 1-3
Beat Traller
Beat BG 2
Medals Earned: 4/4 (100/100 points)
RAAAWR.
T_T
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